December 2009
99 posts
“I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.”
“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize...”
“Cheese… milk’s leap toward immortality.”
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. so i ran over and said “stop! don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!” He said, “Like what?” I said, “Well…are you religious or atheist?” He said, “Religious.” I...
Merry Christmas.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there. The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads. And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s...
What is the difference between apathy and...
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more: it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. -Shakepeare, Macbeth (V, 5
In science it often happens that scientists say, ‘You know that’s a really good argument; my position is mistaken,’ and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn’t happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot...
“I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m...”
– -Emo Phillips
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.
Carla Homan:
It’s email, not magic. It’s the electronic equivalent of a piece of paper, yet people seem to think it can accomplish such miracles as curing dying children, stopping the creation of imaginary laws in congress, and nobler enterprises such as getting free clothes from Gap, all for flooding the inboxes of your friends, coworkers and relatives with get-rich-quick schemes a two-year-old...
“True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.”
“It’s the friends you can call up at 3am that matter.”
– ranz
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be...
There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn.
All too often you get so involved in things that you look at life through a microscope. Amplifying manifold, an invisible speck becomes an insurmountable mountain. Put down the microscope and imagine yourself a year from now looking back at today: ‘Does this really matter?
-ranz-
“Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in...”
– -buddha
rina-cruz:
if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid.Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the...
we all want to feel wanted. we all wish to be...
sugarspun:
-it’s like how i can’t say what i feel deep inside.
“I bet you didn’t know that I am terrified of the dark, and every time I think of...”
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“We learned everything we needed to know in kindergarten. Boys are stupid.”
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“I didn’t say I don’t have a lot to offer. I said that people will never know...”
– Jen, Ten Inch Hero (via heynicolerae)